User:SemiNova/I Lived Bitch

Pot: Well, we were kicked out of KLP's alliance...

File Folder: You mean my alliance, correct?

Plant: I didn't remember you being apart of it.

File Folder: Yeah, those two kinda just dumped me out. A lot.

Pot: Huh?

File Folder: It's...well, one week we're friends. One week we're enemies. He kinda took hold of the alliance though.

Pot: Huh, weird...And you're hanging out with WP too?

File Folder: It was after the ninth episode. I got paired with her, and she...kinda made me doubt KLP.

Plant: ...Ugh, as she should. That guy's an unfunny jerkwad.

Pot: Seed!

Plant: What? I'm speaking the truth! He was a pain in the--

File Folder: Well, either way...Yeah I think the alliance is as good as dead. He didn't even try to convince me to join him, I just went with those two and called it a day.

Beach Ball: I hate to but it in but...

Beach Ball slides into the conversation.

Beach Ball: The show might get cancelled! We gotta work on the challenge!

...

Plant: Eh, I doubt that.

Beach Ball: W-What?

Plant: Let's face it, this is just another challenge gimmick. "Oh work fast or the show might get cancelled!" Hah! I doubt that!

File Folder: Beach Ball, she does have a point...Usually these sorts of gimmicks are done when the show's ratings are dropping so they force the contestants to work harder...

Beach Ball: So...Am I the only one who actually thinks Peaflipper isn't lying?

Pot: I think he isn't.

Beach Ball: Thanks Potted!

*Ahem*

Weird Paintbrushy walks into the group.

Weird Paintbrushy: Ladies, gentleman, Plants of all varieties...I present to you...

''Weird Paintbrushy pulls out her Galaxy Warrior figure. It looks the exact same, but with black hair and a different armor piece.''

Beach Ball: ...What?

Weird Paintbrushy: I just think his blonde hair looked quite...copyrighted...and the armor could use work.

File Folder, Beach Ball, and Potted Plant just stare in..."what kind of choice is this?"

Weird Paintbrushy: Look, don't question my decision. He's already full of himself, probably, so just seeing a barely edited figure should make him incredibly excited.