User blog:DasherTClasher/TBC 11: I would love a burger from Incorporated Inc.!

This episode was written by DasherTClasher and SemiNova!

Opening
File Folder and Beach Ball are hanging out in the cafeteria.

File Folder: You know, I actually had something on my mind for a while now.

Beach Ball: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.....

File Folder: .....are you even awake?

Beach Ball: ...o-oh! Oh! I’m so sorry!

File Folder: It’s okay, I know this happens a lot.

Beach Ball: So, what were we talking about.

File Folder: Well, I’ve been having my suspicions lately..

Beach Ball: What do you mean?

File Folder: A lot of the things here wouldn't normally be in a lunar base. Plus, we've interacted with barely anyone outside of this base but Silver!

File Folder: These circumstances are quite interesting, I think I’ll have to-

Weird Paintbrushy: Hey, Beach Ball! We need to do something about this!

Beach Ball: H-huh?! Ohhh, weird paintbrushy! How are you doing?

Weird Paintbrushy: Not okay! NOT OKAY AT ALL!

Beach Ball: I-uh-then...what happened?

Weird Paintbrushy: Haven’t you noticed? These past few days, Rubix Cube has literally been the most annoying creature since ants were a thing!!

Alexander: Pardon?

Weird Paintbrushy: Sorry. But whatever, you get my point!

File Folder: I mean, I know he’s up for elimination, but I agree, this is a tad too far.

Weird Paintbrushy: About time SOMEONE agrees with me! I swear, these past few days I haven’t gone an HOUR without “How many votes did I get?!” Or “Do you think I’m eliminated?!”! AND I AM TIRED OF IT.

Rubix Cube runs over to Weird Paintbrushy, in a mild panic.

Rubix Cube: Hey, uh, Weird Paintbrushy, do you think I’ll be eliminated?

Weird Paintbrushy: ...You seriously chose to ask me now?!

Rubix Cube: I-....you know what, whatever! I don’t need your opinion! And not like you’re the nicest person here either!

Rubix Cube runs off.

Beach Ball: Wow, you do have a point, Weird Paintbrushy. But you’re just a tad harsh, so maybe tone down a bit?

Bushy: Well, I have reasons to be grumpy! Rubix Cube asks ME the most and he won’t leave me alone! Just calm down for five minutes, won’t ya?!

Lenny: Well, I think Rubix Cube is wonderful!

Weird Paintbrushy: .....what

Lenny: Just look at all these great pictures!

Insert montage of Rubix Cube creating or intervening in drama in the season or other places while happy music plays in the background.

Styrofoam Cup: Speaking of Rubix Cube, he’s been quite curious lately! He keeps asking me about elimination-

Weird Paintbrushy talks over Styrofoam Cup with a loud “YEEEEaaaaaaahhhhhhh.”

Lenny: Hey, does Mr. Peaflipper usually start elimination about now?

File Folder: Yep! I actually have a schedule here, and it lists the elimination times from TBC 1 to TBC 10, voting graphs, statistics, and-

Lenny is already gone,

File Folder: O-okay..

Meanwhile, with Mr. Peaflipper..

Mr. Peaflipper: Okay, let’s see here...tables..cast votes..hmm..

Lenny slides over.

Lenny: Hey, mothster!

Mr. Peaflipper: aaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-

Mr. Peaflipper drops all his papers.

Lenny: So, when’s the elimination! I’m excited! Not to see anyone leave, of course.

Mr. Peaflipper: Well, it was about to start in 5 minutes, but you made me drop all my papers, so I guess it’s delayed. Sorry.

''Mr. Peaflipper starts picking up his papers, while Lenny leaves. File folder comes over, and notices a paper.''

File Folder: That’s odd. This paper doesn’t look like anything I’ve seen from him.

File Folder picks up the odd paper.

File Folder: Plans to refine C.W. walls?.....

Mr. Peaflipper: Hey, file folder, have you seen any of my papers?

File Folder: Uhhh...Nope, I don't think I've seen any. L-later!

File folder awkwardly walks away until Mr. Peaflipper can’t see him anymore.

File Folder: ....what in the world is going on here?

Elimination
Mr. Peaflipper: Alright, Key Lime Pie, Rubix Cube, Potted Plant, Bushy and Liver, come to the elimination stage!

Key Lime Pie is discussing things with Rubix Cube, who seems to not have elimination on his mind for once.

Mr. Peaflipper: Now that everyone is here, present, and DEFINITELY NOT FALLING ASLEEP ON THE CHAIR, we got 12 votes!

Magic Hat: Not to be rude, but you’re not even trying to be vague here.

Mr. Peaflipper: W-whatever! It doesn’t matter because you’re safe with NO VOTES! Now leave!

Magic Hat: Yeesh, okay!

Mr. Peaflipper: And the next safe is....

Key Lime Pie: WAAAAAAAAIT!!

Mr. Peaflipper: oh what now.

Key Lime Pie: I have a VERY IMPORTANT announcement to make!

Rubix Cube: Yeah!

Mr. Peaflipper: Please get this over with, I’ve suffered too much interruptions.

Key Lime Pie: Potted Plant, you are KICKED OUT OF OUR ALLIANCE!

Rubix Cube: FOR GOOD! Maybe go make friends with those meanies, because that’s where YOU BELONG!

Key Lime Pie: You sounded like Hearty. Also, was that really necessary?

Rubix Cube: No, but the dramatic tension was amped up!

Pot: Whatever, I guess Plant deserves this...

Plant: ME?! YOU WERE A PART OF THE PLAN TOO!

Pot: Wh- NO I WASN’T! ARE YOU BLAMING WHATEVER WENT WRONG ON ME?!

Plant: THINGS LIKE THESE ARE WHY I WANT TO BE SEPARATED FROM AN IDIOT LIKE YOU!

Pot: WELL, THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS NEVER TALK AGAIN!

Plant: WORKS FOR ME!

Liver: Awh, but I’ve barely met any of you yet!

Mr. Peaflipper: Oh, yeah, Liver, you’re safe with no votes. Sorry, all this drama is making me loose count of everything! Please save this for outside of here..

Liver: Oh, cool!

Mr. Peaflipper: Same with Key Lime Pie.

Key Lime Pie: I wish you good luck, my friend! Adios!

Rubix Cube: Oh, no no no no NO! Of COURSE I’m out! After all this conflict, it was only a matter of time..

Potted Plant don’t speak to each other.

Mr. Peaflipper: I can’t even lie, this was not close at all. Potted Plant?

Pot: Oh god not TWO big problems today.

Mr. Peaflipper: You are SAFE at ONE vote. Yeah. Only one...

Rubix Cube: Wait....

Mr. Peaflipper: Rubix Cube, wiith 11 votes. YOU. ARE. Eliminated!

Rubix Cube: Y-..Wh..I...

Rubix Cube angrily stomps onto the ship

Rubix Cube: Before I go, I would like to say-

Mr. Peaflipper: Alright, uh, that’s enough words out of your mouth! Into the SPACESHIP you go!

Rubix Cube: Wh-

Rubix Cube is shoved into the spaceship, which promptly closes and disappears.

Mr. Peaflipper: Aaaaand that’s the end of this elimination! Now to get back to finding the paper that is definitely not important for any reason a-

Bushy: Are you TRYING to get us to catch onto something?

Mr. Peaflipper: .....

Post-Elimination
Key Lime Pie: Hey, File Folder?

File Folder: What's u-

Key Lime Pie: WE LOST TWO OF OUR ALLIANCE MEMBERS IN THE SPAN OF 1 MINUTE HOW DO WE DEAL WITH THIS

File Folder: Well, two member alliances aren't that bad, right?

Key Lime Pie: Okay, whatever..

File Folder:.....I don't think he listened to me.

Challenge time or something idk ill edit this later

Mr. Peaflipper: Challenge time!

Bushy: Is your schedule messed up or something? It's been like, 10 minutes after the elimination. What gives.

Mr. Peaflipper: Well, I especially like THIS contest, so I want to get to it as fast as possible.

Memory Card: Was there even an elimination?

Slime: *squishy sounds*

Sheep Cheese Pizza: Look, I'm not in the mood for this, so can we cut to the chase already?

Mr. Peaflipper: Alright, sheesh.

Challenge
Mr. Peaflipper: Your next contest is right beyond this door!

Bushy: A door contest? How interesting..

Styrofoam Cup: I agree! I LOVE door contests!

Mr. Peaflipper: Wh- no? The contest is a hot air balloon con-

Mr. Peaflipper: ...and I just spoiled it. Great. Might as well explain it now.

The door is opened, revealing a VERY big room.

Mr. Peaflipper: Contestants must stay in their hot air balloons in the air for as long as possible! Once you fall, you are OUT of the contest! The winning contestant picks 5 others to be up for elimination!

Beach Ball: ...there isn't enough hot air balloons for all of us.

Mr. Peaflipper: Oh..yes, that...uh..I guess you guys can be in temporary groups of hot air balloons.

Sheep Cheese Pizza: Just what I needed to hear today. Thanks, Peaflipper.

Mr. Peaflipper: Three, two, one, GO!

A flag flies into the air, which is quickly trampled by 20 contestants scrambling for hot air balloons.

Memory Card: Hey..uhh...Bunny Fedora?

Magic Hat: Are you talking about me?

Memory Card: ....yeah!

Magic Hat: Alright then, how may the legendary Magic Hat assist you?

Memory Card: What do we do when Cat Squishy is eliminated?

Magic Hat: Uhhh…. I become the leader. No exceptions.

Memory Card: Ohhhh!!......wait, did I ask you something?

Cut to Lenny's alliance.

Lenny: Alright, folks, we're all sticking on the same balloon, right?

Bushy: Uh, I'd rather not.

Lenny: Oh, okay! Tell us about your adventures when you ge-

Styrofoam Cup: Bushy left before you even started your sentence. But don't worry! I have this pet cake to replace him!

Lenny: Awesome!

As Lenny, Styrofoam Cup, Liver and Sheep Cheese Pizza enter their hot air balloon, the top half of Styrofoam Cup's pet cake slides off from the leash.

Styrofoam Cup: Aw man!

Liver: Don't worry, friend! We can fix them up later!

Blender and Gas Pump are finding a hot air balloon.

Blender: Trash, trash, trash...Ugh, is there ANY good ones!?

Gas Pump: This is the fifteenth time we've passed this specific one. We're going in circles, pal.

Blender: Whatever!

Blender finally spots a good hot air balloon.

Blender: About time!

Gas Pump: I literally see nothing different about th-

Blender sets up a flag.

Blender: ALRIGHT, NOW NOBODY BUT OUR ALLIANCE CAN GET ON THIS BALLOON! Anybody else who tries dies.

Gas Pump: Fine with me. At least nobody like SCP is getting on.

Bushy, not paying attention, walks onto the balloon.

Blender: GET HIM!!!

Gas Pump: About time I get to use these!

Bushy: Wh-

Gas Pump throws multiple knives at Bushy, killing him.

Gas Pump: Gottem. Limey, get over here!

(semi nova's part 1)

Cuts to Tetris Block's alliance, none of whom are paying attention.

Tetris Block: Alright group! We're very high in the air right now, but we should all be fine! I got my games, Nano and Slime have each other and Wallet...

Wallet can be seen just writing in her notepad.

Tetris Block: You do you!

Tetris Block pulls out her phone...only to find it dead.

Tetris Block: Oh. Well, uh. Haha...this is awkward...

Tetris Block looks around the balloon, only to notice Bushy standing on the edge.

Tetris Block: Heyyyyy....

Tetris Block slides over to Bushy.

Tetris Block: You don’t happen to have any WiFi, do you?

Bushy: No.

Tetris Block: You aren't in our alliance. What are you doing in our balloon?

Bushy: ...If you must know, I would rather not join my original alliance...and the group I tried to join...They tried to kill me!

Tetris Block: Okay but how did you recover?

Bushy points at Slime.

Bushy: He recovers people, apperantly.

Tetris Block: Huh...This certainly seems like a problem! But no worries!

Tetris Block pulls out a sword.

Tetris Block: I'M SORRY, OLD FRIEND. BUT I MUST!

Slime: *horrified blurbles*

''Tetris Block stabs Slime with her sword. He instantly dies, while TB gains 20 exp!''

Tetris Block: Yes! Victory achieved!

Nano: ...

Bushy: ...You idiot! Now if any of us fall of, we'll be done for!

Tetris Block: Oh relax, Bushy! As long as we're together, none of us will lose!

Bushy: ...Peace out, suckers.

Bushy pulls out a peace sign, and backflips off the balloon.

Tetris Block: ...Huh.

(dasher's part again)

Mr. Peaflipper: Only a few minutes before the balloons release! Everyone, make sure you have your seatbelt!

Bushy: Balloons don’t have seats, let alone seatbelts, moron.

Mr. Peaflipper: ……aaaand release!

Gas Pump: Everyone here?

Blender: Yeah.

Limey: …

Hearty: Present

Gas Pump: Oka- WAIT! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Hearty: ...by walking in the basket?

Blender: Did you not see the sign? Us only, especially no hearties.

Hearty: What sign?

Gas Pump looks down from the floating balloon to see a burnt sign.

Gas Pump: Limey. Why.

Blender: Well, sign or not, you better get off before I beat you up!

Hearty: Oh. I almost forgot. You’re the meanies.

Blender: Is it hard to just say blender?

Hearty: Fine. Blahnder, prepare to get thrown of by the power of niceness!

Blender: Power of niceness? What a bunch of-

Hearty picks up Blender like a bouncy ball.

Blender: Wh- LET ME GO! I’LL-

Gas Pump: WAIT!

Hearty: ....yes?

Gas Pump: Put blender down, we need to talk.

Hearty: I see absolutely nothing malicious about this statement at all!

Hearty drops Blender.

Blender (whispering): Dude, WHAT?

Gas Pump: Just listen to me for once! If we PRETEND to be nice in front of Hearty, she won't throw us off of the balloon, and we can get him to throw all the others off!

Blender: What

Gas pump sighs.

Gas Pump: Pretend to be nice to Hearty so she does stuff for us.

Blender: Heh. Sounds like a plan.

Gas Pump and Blender walk back over to Hearty.

Blender: Heyyy.. Heartyy…

Hearty: Mhm?

Gas Pump: We’ve decided to be…n-hhh…nice! Yeah…

Hearty:

Hearty.exe has stopped working.

Blender: I think we broke Hearty.

Gas Pump: Probably.

Cut to Magic Hat’s alliance.

Magic Hat: Role call! Is everyone present?

Memory Card: People say I should "be present in the moment" all the time, but I don't know what that means....

Magic Hat: .......alright good enough

Weird Paintbrushy: WHAT? You forgot about us!

Magic Hat: Excuse me, but since when did you get here?

Weird Paintbrushy: Since there wasn't any room left in the other 192 balloons!

File Folder: I counted.

Key Lime Pie: Here!

Magic Hat: Dear gosh, how many people are there here?

Magic Hat: You know what? Whatever. My first plan is to...

Magic Hat's plan is drowned out by loud dubstep music from the balloon next to them.

Weird Paintbrushy: I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!! WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE!?

Magic Hat: ...and that is how to perform a triple-spin dive pose wand twirl lioneye stage explosion. Anyway, what's going on?

Lenny's alliance is partying in their balloon.

Styrofoam Cup: HEY, GUYS! WANNA JOIN THE PARTY?

Weird Paintbrushy: We're like, 13 feet away! AND WHO PARTIES IN A BALLOON!?

Lenny: WE DO!

Sheep Cheese Pizza: someone save me.

Liver: DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU!

Liver: ....from what?

Sheep Cheese Pizza: ....

Styrofoam Cup: Hey guys, what's Key Lime Pie doing on the balloon?

Key Lime Pie: Nothing.

Liver: Sounds fine to me!

File Folder: Actually, he's-

Weird Paintbrushy: Shhhh! They don't know he's sabotaging the balloon because they're idiots, and let's keep it that way! You want to win, don't you?

File Folder: ...

Weird Paintbrushy: That's what I thought.

Key Lime Pie gets back on Magic Hat's balloon.

Memory Card: Hey, is it me, or is that balloon fat?

Key Lime Pie: Now that I think about it, it kind of looks like it's about to-

The balloon pops, sending Lenny's alliance flying down.

Styrofoam Cup: Weeeeeeee! We're flying!

Sheep Cheese Pizza: No, we're falling.

Styrofoam Cup: Aw shucks-

They hit the ground.

Weird Paintbrushy: One more problem taken care of!

Cut to Blender's "tough gang of hardened criminals that will kill you if you even look at them" alliance.

Gas Pump: Try poking her with a stick.

Blender: That sounds stupid.

Gas Pump: Or better yet, KNIVES.

Blender: T-

Hearty: Hey everyone, I'm back!

Gas Pump: WH-

Hearty: After a brief discussion with the 100 trillion nice neurons in my head, I have decided to verify your niceness request!

Blender: YOU W-huh

Hearty: Yep! So, whatcha wanna talk about now?

Blender: (gas pump what do we do)

Gas Pump: (I don't know I never thought we would make it that far)

cut to Tetris blocks funny alliance

Tetris Block: Heh....uh....anyone???

Nobody responds.

Tetris Block: DOES ANYONE HAVE A PHONE!??!

Nobody responds.

Tetris Block: ....Oh no.

Tetris Block: WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOO-

Wallet: ...no offense but I think you're going to survive without a phone.

Tetris Block: ........hmmm, I think you're right!

Tetris Block: I may not have my phone, but I still have my ridiculously illogical video game mechanics!

Tetris Block: Now, who among us is the sneakiest?

Nano: ...

Wallet: ...

Tetris Block: .....okay then.

(the part written by SemiNova)

''Cuts to File Folder and friends, who aren't really doing anything. Right next to them, it's the Blender alliance with a Heart-stopping friend!''

Key Lime Pie: ...Say, would ya look at that!

File Folder: Huh?

Key Lime Pie: It's those meanguys! Heh, they're so busy talking with that Heart-thing, I'll be able to slide into that balloon and knock 'em all out.

''Key Lime Pie hops into that balloon, as we fully cut to there. Hearty takes away Limey's lighter, and throws it off.''

Hearty: If you guys will finally be playing nice, you should know that fires are no good! Just like knives!

Gas Pump: (Blender do we really need to keep her around.)

Blender: (He's gonna stay no matter what we do.)

Suddenly, a deep voice comes from the side of the balloon.

???: Three-card monte?

Gas Pump approaches the box.

???: Cut the card, slim!

Gas Pump: Three-card monte?! RAG-GA-GA-GA-GA!

As Gas Pump performs that...whatever it is, he stabs the box with a knife 40 times.

???: Holy saint Lanky on a Friday night! Did ya really have to do that?!

Gas Pump: Three-card monte makes me very angry!

Hearty: ...Wait.

Hearty runs up to Gas Pump and grabs his hand.

Hearty: You had a knife this entire time?!

Gas Pump: I always have a knife on hand!

Hearty: YOU VILE CREATURE! THIS POOR INNOCENT MAN WAS JUST TRYING TO PLAY A FUN GAME WITH YOU, BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING! IN FACT, YOU'VE LEFT ME NO CHOICE!

Hearty picks up Gas Pump and throws him off the balloon!

Blender: Hey! Don't you know Three-card monte is usually a scam?

Hearty: I've never played it.

Meanwhile, Key Lime Pie is about to hop off, Gas Pump's knife in hand.

Key Lime Pie: Thanks for falling for it, suckas!

Before he jumps off, a certain someone grabs his leg.

Key Lime Pie: Eh? What gives?!

It's Limey.

Limey: ...

Key Lime Pie: Hey, uh, listen. I'm tryna win. Can you just...let go of my leg?

Limey: ...

Key Lime Pie: C'mon! Just let go!

Limey: ...

Meanwhile, Weird Paintbrushy is plotting with Beach Ball.

Weird Paintbrushy: Hmm...I just realized...Mr. Peaflipper set up a lot of other balloons, didn't he?

Beach Ball: Oh, yeah. Why?

Weird Paintbrushy: Can't we...pop this one...and get off scot-free to another balloon?

Beach Ball: I mean...yeah...but how?

Suddenly, Key Lime Pie lets go of his knife, which falls into the Magic Hat hot air balloon.

Beach Ball: Oh! How are we gonna escape?!

Weird Paintbrushy: Hm...

''Weird Paintbrushy hops onto Beach Ball. She grabs File Folder, and pulls out Beach Ball's valve. As the balloon deflates away, WP and pals fly off to another balloon, ending with a deflated Beach Ball.''

Weird Paintbrushy: Well, that went better than I thought!

Beach Ball: Thought? You no thought what think do yeah!

Weird Paintbrushy: ...Are you okay?

File Folder: Hold on, I researched this..."When Beach Balls deflate, they tend to act more woozy and...silly..."

Meanwhile, Magic Hat and Memory Card are falling down.

Memory Card: Quick, Hatsy! Hurry up and perform a trick!

Magic Hat: I don't know any tricks! I can't just--

Suddenly, the two fall down on a balloon, they slide off, with Magic Hat ending up in another balloon while Memory Card falls to the floor.

Styrofoam Cup: Oh hey! We found someone!

Magic Hat: Huh? Wait, didn't you all fall off?

Bushy: I hopped on another balloon before the challenge began, and he somehow fell into the balloon.

Plant: Yeah, it was our balloon. Thanks for that.

Styrofoam Cup: No probl-ay-mo!

Magic Hat: Huh...Wait, where's Memory Card!?

''Cuts to Tetris Block's alliance. At this point, she's struggling to cope with her lack of games.''

Wallet!Nano: S-Something seems up with her. W-Wanna check on her?

Wallet: ...

Tetris Block: Okay Tetris...You've survived without games for much longer periods of time...You can do this. Who cares if you're...you're 30 feet above ground. Y-You can...Survive. Surrrr...vive...

Wallet!Nano: ...Tetris Block, are you--

Tetris Block: I'M OUT. I'M DONE. GET OUT OF HERE! I NEED SPAAAAACE!

Tetris Block kicks Wallet and Nano out of her balloon.

Tetris Block: YES, YES! I'M SAFE! I'M ALIVE! I! I...Oh no...what have I done?

''Level down! Cuts to the Meanies. KLP is tied up, while the other 2 and Hearty are doing...nothing.''

Hearty: Man, this challenge sucks! And tying up KLP is the opposite of nice!

Blender: I mean, he literally tried to pop our balloon. But yeah. Sure.

Hearty: Blender, it's time to teach you how to be nice. Properly.

''Hearty unties KLP. He immediately hops off.''

Key Lime Pie: Thanks for that, sucka! See yas!

KLP hops onto the closest balloon to him.

Hearty: ...Huh. Well, that happened!

Blender: ...Ugh, I miss Gas Pump.

''As Blender tries to drown out the background. Hearty silently approaches Limey.''

Hearty: Okay dokay, Lime-man! Can you do me a favor here?

Limey: ...

Hearty: You see, this time, I gotta win the challenge! I've been struggling a bit with my own goals so I think you can forgive me for this...Bye bye!

Limey: ...!

''Hearty silently grabs Limey and throws him off. As soon as he's gone from view...''

Hearty: Blender, you were right! KLP threw a knife at Limey, and he fell off the Balloon!

Blender: Of course. Ugh, so it's just you and me again?

Hearty: Yup!

Blender: ...Sigh.

''At the bottom of the Balloon is Limey, barely holding on. Cuts to WP and pals.''

Weird Paintbrushy: Okay, we need to discuss strategy.

File Folder: Strategy? I think we're doing fine right now.

Weird Paintbrushy: Yes, but don't forget...In order to win, we need to be the last ones standing.

File Folder: Oh, yeah. I mean...we relied on KLP, but...I don't know where he is right no--

Key Lime Pie suddenly appears.

Key Lime Pie: Hello!

File Folder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Key Lime Pie: See, I popped that one balloon because that Lime-thing grabbed my leg, and I dropped the knife. Glads to see ya survived last second though.

Beach Ball: I can...count...for seconds...sir madam boss...

Key Lime Pie: ...Well, most of yas did. Speaking of which, I'd watch out if I was yas.

Weird Paintbrushy: Oh, and why's that?

Key Lime Pie: Because, well, along the way...I angered someone--

Tetris Block's balloon slams into Weird Paintbrushy's balloon.

Weird Paintbrushy: Yikes!

Key Lime Pie: Heh, yeahs...Sayonara, suckers!

Key Lime Pie hops into a nearby balloon.

Magic Hat: Oh, hey Key Lime Pie!

Key Lime Pie: What the--?!

Magic Hat: Yes, aren't you shocked by the magician's amazing ability to stay afloat!

Bushy: She didn't. She just fell into the balloon.

Styrofoam Cup: But hey! New people, new friends!

Key Lime Pie: Yes, errr...new friends. Yeah...Anyways, since we's in a balloon together...I think I's need your help.

Styrofoam Cup: Sure!

Key Lime Pie: In order to win, we need to be the last balloon standing. That meanie alliance doesn't have any opposition.

Magic Hat: Take out the meanies? Hah! Oh, the Magnificence loves a good revenge!

Bushy: ...

Styrofoam Cup: If it's to win, I'm all in!

Key Lime Pie: Great!

''Cuts to said Meanie alliance. Blender is minding his own business, while Hearty is pacing around. And then a balloon attacks them.''

Key Lime Pie: Hey there, meansters! Bet ya didn't expect us, did ya?

Blender: What the--

''The balloons keep ramming into each other, both sides forced to fall to the corners of the baskets. On the bottom, Limey's barely holding on anymore...''

Blender: Alright...If you didn't throw away any of our weapons...we'd be fine. But no! You threw away everything!

Hearty: I was telling you how to be nice, you no good liar-face!

Blender: I DIDN'T THROW OFF GAS PUMP, DID I?!

Hearty: Oh, you asked for it!

''Blender and Hearty get into another fight. Which knocks them into the next balloon. KLP hops out to the former meanie balloon.''

Key Lime Pie: Heh, suckas!

???: Ahem.

Key Lime Pie looks behind him, only to see Potted Plant.

Pot: Hey, KLP.

Key Lime Pie: Huh--YOU?!

Plant: Bet'cha didn't expect either of us, did ya? Haha! Ninja skillz!

Pot: Seed please don't speak like that again.

Key Lime Pie: But how did you--

Pot: We were on that balloon from the beginning! But when you came there, we realized you were gonna betray us.

Key Lime Pie: Pssha...I'm just tryna win.

Plant: Win? Haha! I'll prove to YOU who's winning this competition!

Plant headbutts KLP a couple of times.

Key Lime Pie: Ow! Stop that, you fool!

Plant picks up KLP with her teeth, and throws him out.

Plant: Haha! That's how Potted Plant wins!

Pot: Yeah!

Limey.

Limey: ...

Pot: Oh...Hi! I didn't realize this was your balloon...

Limey picks up Potted Plant and throws them off the balloon...and then immediately falls off when Plantsomehow pops the balloon.

Limey: ...!

Plant: If I'm not winning, you aren't either!

Key Lime Pie: No one's winning thanks to you two. Jerks.

Cuts to Weird Paintbrushy's alliance, dealing with Tetris Block's balloon.

Weird Paintbrushy: What even happened here?!

File Folder: According to my research, when Tetris Block goes without games for a long time, and is hoisted above ground...she starts to go mad!

Beach Ball: Mad? Mad mad mad mad mad. HA!

Weird Paintbrushy: So...what we need to do here is simple. We need to somehow calm Tetris Block down.

File Folder: But how do we do that?

Weird Paintbrushy: Simple! Simple problems require simple solutions!

Weird Paintbrushy picks up Beach Ball and...

File Folder: Wait, Weird Paintbrushy! No--

She takes her phone.

File Folder: Oh.

Weird Paintbrushy hops into Tetris Block's balloon.

Weird Paintbrushy: Hello, Miss Tetris Block? I talked to my friend Beach Ball, and she agreed to let you borrow her phone if that's oka--

Tetris Block knocks Weird Paintbrushy out of the balloon...but takes the phone.

Tetris Block: Oh, thanks!

TB immediately opens up one of Beach Ball's games.

Tetris Block: No hard feelings for knocking you out, I hope!

''File Folder just stares in disbelief. And then ANOTHER balloon knocks into his.''

File Folder: What on Eart--

Magic Hat: I swear, these ruffians are hopeless!

Styrofoam Cup: They're doing more harm than good!

File Folder looks into the Balloon, and sees Hearty and Blender performing a classic battle.

File Folder: Oh. Beach Ball, run!

Beach Ball stumbles around.

File Folder: Alright, I'll just be forced to break up this argument myself...

File Folder hops into their Balloon.

File Folder: Excuse me. I know this might sound--

File Folder knocks into Magic Hat, and they both fall off the balloon.

Magic Hat: How COULD you?!

File Folder: I, uh, didn't mean too?

Bushy, before being knocked out, backflips off the balloon again.

Styrofoam Cup: Oh no, I guess it's down to me again! Uh...Hey! Blender

''Blender silently stares at Styrofoam Cup again...as Hearty immediately picks him up. She throws him off the Balloon.''

Hearty: Phew. That takes care of that meanie!

Styrofoam Cup: Thanks!

Hearty: ...Actually, now that I think about it...I can't win with you still here! And I need victory this time around!

Styrofoam Cup: Wait, no!

Hearty picks up Styrofoam Cup, and throws him out.

Hearty: Okay, now I can win!

Tetris Block: I'm still here though.

Hearty: Then fall off!

Tetris Block: Nah. That'd make me game over!

Hearty: There's a one-up down there.

Tetris Block: Pfft, like I'd fall for that.

Hearty: Oh, then let me show you!

''Hearty jumps off her balloon. As he falls to the floor, he picks up Slime.''

Hearty: See! A one-up!

Slime: *annoyed gurgles*

Hearty: W-Wait...I'm on the floor...

Mr. Peaflipper: Meaning you lost!

Hearty: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

We cut to the very top, where Tetris Block realizes something great.

Tetris Block: Wait...I won! I won! Yes!

She immediately lets her balloon go down.

Tetris Block: Level completed! Free play unlocked!

Tetris Block hops out of the floor.

Tetris Block: I didn't expect to do that! This is the--

Mr. Peaflipper: Tetris Block, you lost.

Tetris Block: ...What!?

Mr. Peaflipper: Beach Ball is our winner!

Beach Ball, still dizzy from being underinflated, falls out of her balloon.

Beach Ball: Winner, dinner, chicken...winner? Yeahhhh...

Post-Challenge
Mr. Peaflipper: Anyway, Beach Ball, who will be our 5 contestants up for elimination?

Beach Ball: hARDY is MEeeeeeee....eaaaaaa....eann..mmmm...

Mr. Peaflipper: (okay I guess that's hearty) Now, who else?

Beach Ball: uuUHHHHH weird paintbruhhhhhhhyy and filed fold r kinda cool....so am i

Mr. Peaflipper: So...you pick yourself

Beach Ball: yEAH!!!

Weird Paintbrushy: beach ball how could you

Mr. Peaflipper: And-

Beach Ball: BLEndurrrrr

Mr. Peaflipper: ..

Mr. Peaflipper: i'm just cutting to the elimination s-

[ELIMINATION SCREEN GO HERE!!!!!!]

Stinger
Cut to Weird Paintbrushy and File Folder sneaking into the BALLOON ROOM.

File Folder: Wait, why are we here again?

Weird Paintbrushy: There should be a pump here, we don't need Beach Ball to be acting like...that, after all.

File Folder: Well, yeah, but are you sure there's one here?

Weird Paintbrushy points at the pump.

File Folder: ...Oh. I stand...corrected...

Weird Paintbrushy: Hmm...I wonder...Some days we're on the moon, some days we're in a store thing. Other days we're on a lunar base. Where exactly are we, truly?

File Folder: Oh, that's a good point. Oh well, I'm sure it won't--

File Folder accidentally knocks himself into a balloon, which floats away and breaks the roof.

File Folder: Oh...well--

???: '''LUNAR BASE ROOF BROKEN. ENGAGE STORE MODE.'''

As the voice speaks, the entire background is changed to an abandoned super mall.

File Folder: What the....

File Folder: ...I think we should get out of here.

Weird Paintbrushy: Eh, you know what, we have the pump, let's move.

As the two run out, WP looks at the broken roof.

Weird Paintbrushy: ......Hmmm.

We cut to Mr. Peaflipper, about to sleep.

Mr. Peaflipper: Oh, I'm beat. I was hoping for another peaceful day, but hosting is just...Sigh...

''Mr. Peaflipper collapses on his bed...as we zoom to his phone. He has 29 unread messages from Dolly. Oh dear.''