Postin' this here becuz the normal blog is getting real laggy

Mr. Peaflipper: Finally...We've reached the ending! Lenny, Key Lime Pie, you two have come very far! But only ONE of you can win!

Lenny: Key Lime Pie, I am really disappointed at how you have played the game. But I still wish you luck!

Key Lime Pie: Yeahs. I wish myself some luck too...

Muscle Hero: Of course, the last one is the best one, so I changed things--

Mr. Peaflipper's phone immediately goes off.

Mr. Peaflipper: Uh, actually...We need to hurry up.

Muscle Hero: Actually, we have some time to kill don't we. Instead...

Muscle Hero poses very slowly, trying to distract Peaflipper.

Mr. Peaflipper: ...Race to the Cafeteria. I'll give you guys a challenge by messing with the Mall controls. Ready?

Lenny and Key Lime Pie line up at the exit to the previous challenge...

Mr. Peaflipper: Go!

''Key Lime Pie throws dirt at Lenny and runs off. It takes Lenny some time to recover, but he slithers out after a bit. We cut to the Cafeteria where the 27 failing contestants are watching the competition. Americium isn't paying attention, until he sees a button where Peaflipper's desk is.''

Americium: Hey, Onion. Come check this out.

Onion: What...is it?

Americium: I dunno, some sort of buttons. You press one.

Onion: What?! Why me!?

Americium: Because, uh...I want you to be first at something, for once?

Onion: ...

''Onion touches a button. We cut to Lenny, still behind KLP. Randomly, a hurdle comes up and knocks Lenny up into the air. Americium, watching from the Cafeteria, immediately smirks.''

Americium: Onion, let me press a button here.

''Americium presses another button. This time, KLP ends up accidentally stepping on a land mine. As KLP and Lenny try to race, all of the contestants immediately begin to press the buttons, causing lightning to strike, bombs to be launched, and hurdles to come up. Both competitors are basically struggling to even move as everything and anything attack them. It doesn't take long until one of the bombs attacks the store...and everything begins to burn.''

Lenny: Oh dear!

Key Lime Pie: Yikes!

''Lenny and KLP run off at around the same pace while the building begins to burn. As it burns, it morphs into a wide array of locations. A moon base, a mall, an apartment, a small store, a facility...All of these naturally distract our heroes, or cause them to launch away. After another launch, KLP has a very nifty advantage.''

Key Lime Pie: Heh, so long sucker!

As Lenny is knocked back, we can see Peaflipper freaking out.

Mr. Peaflipper: No, no! Why! Why Today of all days?! WHY!?!?!

''Lenny slides on back, but it looks like there's no way he can beat KLP. Meanwhile, the eliminated contestants are still pressing buttons...to no avail. Meanwhile, SCP notices something on the floor.''

Sheep Cheese Pizza: It's a cone.

Liver flies over and examines it.

Liver: Not just any sort of cone! It's the cone Lenny always wears!

Blender: Oh yeah, he turned it in during that one part of the challenge. I guess that's where all this stuff ended up...

Liver checks the TV, and then approaches Magic Hat.

Liver: Hey, MH? Do you think you can do something for me?

Magic Hat: What do you need?

Liver: I need you to do something to make this cone more...enticing!

Magic Hat: ...That's not something I can do.

Liver: Huh?

Magic Hat: I'm not that sort of Magician.

Beach Ball: Agh! Fire!

''Beach Ball hops up and runs to the corner. The other contestants follow as the fire burns over most of the TBC 7 contest submissions, the desk, Carlos' slop, etc. The contestants look at Limey.''

Limey: ...It wasn't me this time.

''The contestants look over, to see KLP about to win. Only Rubix Cube is cheering.''

Plant: Okay, someone do something! I am not having him win!

Liver: Hmm...

Bushy walks up and picks up Lenny's cone, the only thing that didn't burn.

Bushy: LENNY! Get over here and get your cone!

''We cut to Lenny, who's far behind KLP. As soon as he hears Bushy's comment...''

Lenny: Oh, right! My cone! I am coming for you!

Lenny suddenly slithers much farther than before, eventually reaching KLP in a matter of seconds!

Lenny: Excuse me, I need to get back my coin!

Key Lime Pie: And I need to win that prize!

''KLP tries to push Lenny over, but misses. He eventually decides to jump for the victory, with Lenny following closely. The contestants watch closely as we focus on over to the Cone, which was knocked out of Bushy's hand...''

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''And a red paperclip picks it up. KLP ended up hitting his head on the doorframe, the only thing that didn't burn down.''